Well I intended to write a latest news oriented post about Israel. Then I find out there is no latest news except for the continuing Abbott and Costello routine of the Prime Minister Olmert and Defense Minister Peretz. Apparently, 1 week after I first heard about the plan to push to the Litani, Costello has approved one but Abbott hasn’t ordered it into action yet. Thinking about it, I guess that explains the indecision within the Israeli government. I would guess that Olmert and Peretz are in an infinite "Who's on first" loop:
Olmert: Defense Minister Peretz, we have to get rid of the terror leaders in our region. Tell me where they are and their names. 
Peretz: All right. But you know, strange as it may seem, they give terrorist leaders nowadays very peculiar names in the Israeli Defense Ministry. 
Olmert: Funny names? 
Peretz: Nicknames, pet names. Now, in our region Who's in Beirut, What's in Damascus, I Don't Know is in Tehran --- 
Olmert: That's what I want to find out; I want you to tell me the names of the terrorist leaders in our region. 
Peretz: I'm telling you: Who's in Beirut, What's in Damascus, I Don't Know is in Tehran. 
Olmert: You know their names? 
Peretz: Yes. 
Olmert: Well, then, who's in Beirut? 
Peretz: Yes. 
Olmert: I mean the terrorist leader in Beirut’s name. 
Peretz: Who. 
Olmert: The terrorist leader in Beirut. 
Peretz: Who is in Beirut. 
Olmert: Well what are you askin' me for? 
Peretz: I'm not asking you---I'm telling you: Who is in Beirut. 
Olmert: I'm asking you---who's in Beirut? 
Peretz: That's the man's name! 
Olmert: That's who's name? 
Peretz: Yes. 
Olmert: Well go ahead and tell me. 
Peretz: Who. 
Olmert: The guy in Beirut. 
Peretz: Who. 
Olmert: The terror leader in Beirut! 
Peretz: Who is in Beirut! 
Olmert: Is there a terror leader in Beirut? 
Peretz: Certainly! 
Olmert: Then who's leading the terrorists in Beirut? 
Peretz: Absolutely! 
Olmert: When you try to bomb the terror mastermind in Beirut, who gets the bombs?
Peretz: Every one of them! And why not, the man's entitled to them. 
Olmert: Who is? 
Peretz: Yes. 
Olmert: So who gets the bombs? 
Peretz: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his underlings get them. 
Olmert: Who's underlings? 
Peretz: Yes. After all, the man deserves it. 
Olmert: Who does? 
Peretz: Absolutely. 
Olmert: All I'm trying to find out is what's the Islamo-fascist’s name in Beirut. 
Peretz: Oh, no, no, What is in Damascus. 
Olmert: I'm not asking you who's in Damascus. 
Peretz: Who's in Beirut. 
Olmert: That's what I'm trying to find out! 
Peretz: Well, don't change the terror leaders around! 
Olmert: I'm not changing nobody! 
Peretz: Now, take it easy. 
Olmert: What's the guy's name in Beirut? 
Peretz: What's the guy's name in Damascus. 
Olmert: I'm not askin' ya who's in Damascus. 
Peretz: Who's in Beirut. 
Olmert: I don't know. 
Peretz: He's in Tehran. We're not talking about him. 
Olmert: How did I get in Tehran? 
Peretz: You mentioned his name. 
Olmert: If I mentioned the Tehran terrorist leader's name, who did I say is in Tehran? 
Peretz: No, Who's in Beirut. 
Olmert: Stay outta Beirut, will ya?! 
Peretz: Well, what do you want me to do? 
Olmert: Now what's the guy's name in Tehran? 
Peretz: What's in Damascus. 
Olmert: I'm not asking ya who's in Damascus. 
Peretz: Who's in Beirut. 
Olmert: I don't know. 
Peretz: He's in Tehran. 
Olmert: There I go, back in Tehran again. 
Peretz: Well, I can't change their names. 
Olmert: Will you please stay in Tehran? 
Peretz: Please. Now what is it you want to know? 
Olmert: What is the fellow's name in Tehran. 
Peretz: What is the fellow's name in Damascus. 
Olmert: I'm not askin' ya who's in Damascus! 
Peretz: Who's in Beirut. 
Olmert: I don't know. 
Peretz & Olmert: Tehran!
Almost four weeks later and they still can't agree on who's in Beirut. Funny on the little screen, tragic in real life.
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