Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Barack "the Quayle" Obama strikes again

I haven’t written much about Obama’s inability to string 2 words together when he’s not reading from a teleprompter (indeed, I haven’t written much at all about anything), but Obama’s latest mangled attempt at speech is too funny.

As we all know in Obama’s world there are 57 states, 10 year presidencies, Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois, he’s already president prior to the election (sort of Alice in Wonderland like there, president now, election later), they speak Arabic in Afghanistan, and kids with asthma use breathalyzers and “inhalators”. Now though, he has comforted Israel with these words:

“Well, let me -- let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain government -- administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.”

That’s good to know that Israel’s policy of being a strong friend of itself won’t change regardless of the outcome of the US election. Shame Obama didn’t take the opportunity to express American support for Israel, ahh well, he’s a Democrat so it would be halfhearted support at best anyways. I am though looking forward to the view of the “Greatest orator since Pericles” on such issues as Jordan’s support for Jordan, France’s support for France, Germany’s support for Germany. Just to help Obama out a little, there’s 16 lander (states) in Germany, they speak French in France, Jordan borders Israel, and for God’s sake don’t engage in another foreign sport like bowling while overseas, stick with your native basketball. Also, we call the government a president leads an administration not a.... oh, I'm a little too late on that one.


  1. Anonymous1:44 AM

    Yo, I'm not entirely sure what this sentence means: Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois.

    Perhaps it means you, like Obama and McCain, make dumb mistakes. Check out a map.

  2. Yo Anonymous.

    "Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois" was the implication of Obama's statement. And that's the way Jarod represented it, from what I can tell.

    Dumb mistake on your part?

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